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I had that kind of roommate who made people laugh till their jaw getting stiff, but then every night go to bed crying.

She is lovely, having beautiful eyes yet funny unique voice. She is overweight as well. Let’s call her GB, a 30-year-old woman.

Once I asked her, “Hey, friend, what’s your most favorite thing to do in this world?”

While everyone in the room was in silence because of thinking, she spontaneously answer me, “Eating,” with full of smile in her face.

I asked her why, then she told me because only when she is eating she could forget about everything. I din’t really buy this word until I share the same bed and night with her.

We shared the same tears but not the same pain.

When we were about to sleep, I could notice that she was crying. That’s how everything started. I just knew that she is a widow. During her 3 years of marriage, she has aborted 3 babies. By the way this is allowed in her country. It means one baby every year. Then it simply means she got pregnant every year and every time she got pregnant she aborted their babies. Nope, it supposed to be her babies.

“If I could turn back time, I won’t marry this man. I was so specious and stubborn. No one agreed on my choice. My parents to my best friend, they didn’t allow me to marry this man. My ex-husband was previously a divorcee before we get married. May be that was the reason why my people didn’t allow me to marry him.

But because I was persistent, they got no choice except to let me do what I wanted, marry him. That’s how everything started. He was a lazy man, unwilling to work. It was my mistake to spoil him too.

I earned money. Let him stay at home. Prepared his clothes. Cooked him food. Served him all the best I could do. Did all the things the best wife could do. At that time I was a working wife as well. There was also a day I was pregnant and I still cooked him food while all the things he could do was only sitting and playing.

I remember in a cold winter day, I was pregnant and I cooked him food. Getting off from my work, walked a long way to cook then delivered him the meal. I was late. I felt like almost dying. The first thing came out from his lip wasn’t asking how I was doing, he was mad at me being late.

I was full of anger and disappointment, speechless as well.

At that time, I just remembered why all the people around me didn’t allow me to marry him. May be because they already knew this would happen. I regretted I didn’t listen to them and just follow my personal instinct.

Not long after saying this, GY cried. I could’t do anything. She regretted everything.

That’s how she went to bed crying everyday. She regretted her life and couldn’t turn back time. The only thing she could do to forget her regret was eating, only eating. But she felt sad for being fat too.

Amateur Lover

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“How do you think of sex before marriage?” asked one of my male friends to me.


“Well, I don’t really agree on it, I think it’s gonna be painful. You know, they said the first one is the most hurtful one,” told me to him.


“Yes, it does hurtful at first. But it feels good after that. More than just good, it’s something addictive.”


“Hahaha” I laugh a bit. “This is not my first time listening to this. “Some of my friends told me so too. And I believe you guys don’t lie. But I just don’t want to do it before I got married. Not only because I want to postpone the pain, but also it’s just too precious to be given to someone who isn’t my future partner of life. For me, virginity is one and only and had to be given to the right person. Only once.”


“Well I respect that.” my friend nods.


“So how is it? Your first experience? Is it with your wife?” ask me to ZZ, a 33-year-old wise mature open-minded man, a close friend of mine.
“Of course,” told him.


“Of course not! Hahaha,” then he continued laughing.


“My first time making love wasn’t with my current wife, it’s with my first love when I was attending university. And it’s way too embarrassing to be told.”


“Embarrassing? Why?” asked me to him.


“Because my penis didn’t get any larger. It keeps on its small size. And it makes me feel so insecure to do my next sex experiences.


“Hmm how can? Are you nervous?”


He thinks for a while before answering,”Yeah I think so. But I think the main reason isn’t it. It’s because… Hmm let me tell you the complete story.”


ZZ took not a so long breath before he continued, “We went to have dinner, we had fried chicken with super spicy sauce. My beautiful and sexy first love eat it, will all the chili.


Long story short, we arrive at her room. She did the blow job to me. Putting my penis inside her spicy mouth.


Damn mannn! my pitiful dick. Hahaha!” told my friend.


It can’t stand. Damn! It couldn’t get any bigger. It’s super spicy super. It’s like putting sauce right in the top of my … I’m speechless.


No matter how sexy and beautiful she is, if all in her mouth is chili, I’m done.”


Lesson learnt. Dear girls if you ever wanted to do blowjob after eating something, please bear in mind to brush your teeth first!