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“How do you think of sex before marriage?” asked one of my male friends to me.
“Well, I don’t really agree on it, I think it’s gonna be painful. You know, they said the first one is the most hurtful one,” told me to him.
“Yes, it does hurtful at first. But it feels good after that. More than just good, it’s something addictive.”
“Hahaha” I laugh a bit. “This is not my first time listening to this. “Some of my friends told me so too. And I believe you guys don’t lie. But I just don’t want to do it before I got married. Not only because I want to postpone the pain, but also it’s just too precious to be given to someone who isn’t my future partner of life. For me, virginity is one and only and had to be given to the right person. Only once.”
“Well I respect that.” my friend nods.
“So how is it? Your first experience? Is it with your wife?” ask me to ZZ, a 33-year-old wise mature open-minded man, a close friend of mine.
“Of course,” told him.
“Of course not! Hahaha,” then he continued laughing.
“My first time making love wasn’t with my current wife, it’s with my first love when I was attending university. And it’s way too embarrassing to be told.”
“Embarrassing? Why?” asked me to him.
“Because my penis didn’t get any larger. It keeps on its small size. And it makes me feel so insecure to do my next sex experiences.
“Hmm how can? Are you nervous?”
He thinks for a while before answering,”Yeah I think so. But I think the main reason isn’t it. It’s because… Hmm let me tell you the complete story.”
ZZ took not a so long breath before he continued, “We went to have dinner, we had fried chicken with super spicy sauce. My beautiful and sexy first love eat it, will all the chili.
Long story short, we arrive at her room. She did the blow job to me. Putting my penis inside her spicy mouth.
Damn mannn! my pitiful dick. Hahaha!” told my friend.
It can’t stand. Damn! It couldn’t get any bigger. It’s super spicy super. It’s like putting sauce right in the top of my … I’m speechless.
No matter how sexy and beautiful she is, if all in her mouth is chili, I’m done.”
Lesson learnt. Dear girls if you ever wanted to do blowjob after eating something, please bear in mind to brush your teeth first!